valarltd | Gacked from yonmei, who gets the good memes (Reply)

If my life were a TV show -

We would be in Season 35.

It would be broadcast at 8 PM Central. Usually my freest hour.

My favourite character would be Dollface. She's 3, and talks to Mom & Dad, but she'd also talk to viewers in monologue/solliloquy format, using entertainingly precosious language.

My least favourite character would be:
My wicked (soon to be ex) stepmother (seasons 17-35) or my evil ex-stepfather (seasons 4-19)

I would ship myself and hubby (Seasons 19-35, barring that 6 week hiatus in season 28). Mom and her new hubby (I'd move up his intro from Season 33 to Season 20, sparing her Wicked Stepfather #2, a Season 21 character)

I would slash Hubby and Best Friend. (TheirLoveIsSOFrott'ed) And several ongoing female characters with myself. (The Lesbian angst arc ran from Season 15 to culmination in Season 24, and seems to have revived itself as an "on the prowl" in season 34)

I would write fanfic about the Season 29 stay in Rancho Loco. Or about being born Michael Christopher instead.

I would write AUs in which I married hubby's best friend, or came out totally lesbian instead of bi or went to a different university or had kids later, or never had them at all. I

I would watch the show frequently.