A busy day

[valarltd]

A few things I have learned today, none of them safe for work, all of them TMI:


When you are masturbating and it feels as if you're growing a second set of genitals around the first, there is a problem. Two ridges on each side, and an extra bump at the top.

This problem takes nine shots of novocaine in highly sensitive areas to begin solving.

Needles around one's clitoris are VERY nervous-making.

This problem takes a LOT of scissor-snippage to correct.

I trust my doctor a great deal. Especially as he removed the four that had nested above my clit.

Nine shot of novocaine will make your thighs numb too.

My thighs itched when it wore off.

I am a deeply unhappy lady and my computer time will be limited for a few days now that the novocaine has worn off.

HPV fucking well sucks. First it tried eating my cervix. Now it has tried making me some double-twatted weirdo.

GET THE GARDASIL!

Comments

[grail76.livejournal.com]

Recover quickly & gently.

[sidewinder.livejournal.com]

I sympathize, having had to have a bartholin gland cyst emergency cut-out with minimal novocaine and preparation. As in, I was screaming and nearly ripped the nurse's arm off while the doc was digging out (yes, digging out) an abscess. On one hand, he did a thorough enough job I'm a lucky one that never had a recurrence. On the other hand, the procedure itself was the most horrible I've ever had to endure, even if it was over in about 10 minutes.

[not-vacillating.livejournal.com]

I hear you. It looks like my problem isn't just HPV, but that clearly isn't helping. After my biopsies in that area, I was very grateful of icepacks, which have a good numbing effect. I wish you a speedy recovery.