1. If you were at X2 and on your row were seated Dom and Elijah, and they were holding hands, what would you do?
Stare a bit, ask for autographs. Congratulate them.
2. If you were stuck in one of your fandoms for real (this means you aren’t Xander’s new girlfriend or an elf-maiden or some crapola like that, M. S.), what would you pick? (you can’t escape. ever.)
HARD choice.
LotR appeals, because I have the skills to survive, esp in a civilized area like The Shire or Gondor.
SW appeals, because I can probably find a way to survive all the excitement.
ST really appeals, because it wouldn't take much for me to survive. I'd take a job as a professor of history and literature.
3. When you were a kid, did you think your stuffed animals came alive when you were asleep?
After I was asleep? You mean they weren't always alive?
4. What household accident is most likely to kill you?
slipping on a water puddle in the kitchen and breaking my neck
5. If you were forced to be a religious zealot or die by having your body slowly dismembered, what religion/god(dess) would you pick?
Probably Christianity, been there done that.