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A friend was saying how pathetic it felt to play Facebook games while talking on the phone.

I responded with, "At least we're not watching porn together over the phone." (X-Files ref)

"I can always count on you to put things in perspective. Weird perspective, but it works."

And the guys were grumbling at work.

"Any day our job does not involve castrating sheep with our teeth is a good day on the job," I reminded them.

Suddenly the freight looked shiny and new...
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