If you could have me write a story specifically for you, what would it be like? Fandom? Original? Characters/Character types/pairing, genre, plot elements, kinks (if applicable)...what's your ideal fic from me?
The D-Man Checks In: Yeah... like you don't already know my tastes all too well, my dear.
1.) Het' 2.) Female bi 3.) Girl+Girl 4.) Anything with a succubus 5.) Vampires are always good; other than the near-mindless, ravenous, one-step-above-zombies in hunting style & overall mentality, walking corpses with fangs-type(s). Prefer my vamp's refined, intelligent, worldly, patient, and sexy (both the male & female varieties)... but not arrogant or flashy. 6.) Not really into any Fandom. Smacks too much of juveniles stealing somebody else's work & possibly twisting it into ways the creator never intended because the writers lack their own imagination to create their own settings & characters. Did that in high school. Grew out of it. (That's just me though.) 7.) Open to virtually any genre... 8.) Plot elements...? Always enjoy a good hunt. Magic is good, so long as it isn't over-powering (makes the user invincible by granting whatever he/she wants in the re-shaping of reality, and they use it ALL the time with no limit). 9.) Always enjoy twists to a tale, such as being told from the villain's point of view... or the presumed villain wins in the end. 1O). Kinks...? These you know all too well, and I think it better not to go on record with them. Not into cannibalism, blood sports, dismembering, disemboweling, snuff, bestiality, pedophilia, necrophilia, cross-dressing, scat, Greek, anal, or strangulation.
11.) I like my stories to make sense & to fit into reality (in as much as some works of fantasy can): There's a secret society of vampire hunters who go about dispatching vampires. The vampires know these hunters exist & are likely coming for them, but nonetheless the vamp's gamely go about their business as usual--taking no new or added precautions. This kinda slop does not work for me. As soon as a story stops making sense, I stop reading it.
Or here's one: There's a secret society of immortals who go about hunting vampires. There is no way to kill one of these immortals, as they will regenerate back to whole from a single surviving molecule... and their secret society can automatically trace & find them if any of them goes missing. Sounds to me like something a 10-year old with an inferiority complex dreamed up. Fine... To a vampire, THAT just makes it a challenge for me to get rid of these wretched immortal do-gooder pets, who I am damn tired of being hunted by (and losing friends & family & servants to) all these years/decades/centuries, and I'm thinkin' a vat of strong acid and/or a simple tub of molten metal in a foundry should do much to destroy molecular structure and/or make recovery of any highly unlikely remains a serious bitch... and that's just doing it on the quick & cheap! Give me some time & finances, and I should be able to come up with something really creative (and even more effective). Yeeesh... I hate stories like this that are so easy to punch holes in, but the villains are too stupid to even try.
12.) HATE stories where clever villains make stupid mistakes just so the hero can win... and/or heroes who never get scratched in a fight, or who just automatically know the right thing to do in a crisis (I'm just an ordinary, street-tough private investigator & high school drop-out, but I know how to pilot a jet air craft without any formal training, or exactly how to safely shut-down a nuclear reactor that's about to go into critical overload! "Trust me. I'm the good guy.")
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1.) Het'
2.) Female bi
3.) Girl+Girl
4.) Anything with a succubus
5.) Vampires are always good; other than the near-mindless, ravenous, one-step-above-zombies in hunting style & overall mentality, walking corpses with fangs-type(s). Prefer my vamp's refined, intelligent, worldly, patient, and sexy (both the male & female varieties)... but not arrogant or flashy.
6.) Not really into any Fandom. Smacks too much of juveniles stealing somebody else's work & possibly twisting it into ways the creator never intended because the writers lack their own imagination to create their own settings & characters. Did that in high school. Grew out of it. (That's just me though.)
7.) Open to virtually any genre...
8.) Plot elements...? Always enjoy a good hunt. Magic is good, so long as it isn't over-powering (makes the user invincible by granting whatever he/she wants in the re-shaping of reality, and they use it ALL the time with no limit).
9.) Always enjoy twists to a tale, such as being told from the villain's point of view... or the presumed villain wins in the end.
1O). Kinks...? These you know all too well, and I think it better not to go on record with them. Not into cannibalism, blood sports, dismembering, disemboweling, snuff, bestiality, pedophilia, necrophilia, cross-dressing, scat, Greek, anal, or strangulation.
11.) I like my stories to make sense & to fit into reality (in as much as some works of fantasy can): There's a secret society of vampire hunters who go about dispatching vampires. The vampires know these hunters exist & are likely coming for them, but nonetheless the vamp's gamely go about their business as usual--taking no new or added precautions. This kinda slop does not work for me. As soon as a story stops making sense, I stop reading it.
Or here's one: There's a secret society of immortals who go about hunting vampires. There is no way to kill one of these immortals, as they will regenerate back to whole from a single surviving molecule... and their secret society can automatically trace & find them if any of them goes missing. Sounds to me like something a 10-year old with an inferiority complex dreamed up. Fine... To a vampire, THAT just makes it a challenge for me to get rid of these wretched immortal do-gooder pets, who I am damn tired of being hunted by (and losing friends & family & servants to) all these years/decades/centuries, and I'm thinkin' a vat of strong acid and/or a simple tub of molten metal in a foundry should do much to destroy molecular structure and/or make recovery of any highly unlikely remains a serious bitch... and that's just doing it on the quick & cheap! Give me some time & finances, and I should be able to come up with something really creative (and even more effective). Yeeesh... I hate stories like this that are so easy to punch holes in, but the villains are too stupid to even try.
12.) HATE stories where clever villains make stupid mistakes just so the hero can win... and/or heroes who never get scratched in a fight, or who just automatically know the right thing to do in a crisis (I'm just an ordinary, street-tough private investigator & high school drop-out, but I know how to pilot a jet air craft without any formal training, or exactly how to safely shut-down a nuclear reactor that's about to go into critical overload! "Trust me. I'm the good guy.")