valarltd: (I seem to have died)
valarltd ([personal profile] valarltd) wrote2006-04-01 07:44 pm

A round up

So, Bun came to me today, looking very downcast.
"Mom. We need to talk."

Uh oh.

She pulls me to her room and sits on her bed.
"Mom. I haven't been as careful as I should."

UH-OH

She draws a deep breath.
"I got Kade pregnant. She's keeping the baby."




In other news:

There is BadFic! Oh so very bad! Harry Potter, Star Wars, Aliens, Mummy. Tentacle porn. MPreg. Bad grammar. Worse spelling. Stupid authorial notes in mid fic. And...SONGFIC!

Also, Peeps Cooking.
The best sounding is this:

"Peeps-on-the-Lawn" Dessert Salad
Ingredients:
Peeps
1 5-oz package instant Cheesecake flavor pudding mix
1 cup milk
1 12-oz container whipped topping
5 Granny Smith apples
5 Snickers bars
Small chocolate crunchy Easter Egg candies
Green food coloring

Make instant pudding using the milk. Mix in with whipped topping.
Core, peel, and dice apples. Add to mixture.
Dice slightly chilled Snickers bars, add to pudding mixture
Use several drops of food coloring to turn mixture a light green color
Pour mixture into a large pan
Refrigerate until chilled
Just before serving, arrange Peeps chicks and bunnies on top of the green "grass". Drop in assorted little egg candies to complete the decoration.

[identity profile] skogkatt.livejournal.com 2006-04-02 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Props to Bun. That is classic.

Bunny

[identity profile] chibisama.livejournal.com 2006-04-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know who Kade is, and I don't know if that was a reference to anything at all, but I definitely LOLed.

Re: Bunny

[identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com 2006-04-02 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Kade is the girl from her gay youth group that Bun is sweet on. They're almost exact opposites in looks. They're very beautiful together. As long as they're in the gay part of town, they smooch and hold hands.

Re: Bunny

[identity profile] chibisama.livejournal.com 2006-04-02 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I meant...

&hearts

I love Peeps, You know that, but....

[identity profile] dakiwiboid.livejournal.com 2006-04-02 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
the stir-fried Peeps recipe was EVIL! I sort of like the idea of fried Peeps, though. CRUNCHY!

[identity profile] thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com 2006-04-02 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
And you thought it was Mudd you had to look out for. :)

Props to the Bun-master. :)

[identity profile] kay-derwydd.livejournal.com 2006-04-02 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Peeps are best when microwaved. *nods* (Been an Easter/Ostara tradition every year since I was a kid: to blow up a peep in the microwave. I recommend a paper plate. LOL)

The D-Man checks in

(Anonymous) 2006-04-04 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ho! Ho! Like father, like daughter! Good one, kid.