BDSM AU songfic!

[valarltd]

So the Sith Chicks are doing a Mary Sue challenge.

I got a giggle from the categories of fic, because Songfic, AU and BDSM were right together.

I can see it now:
Luke, captured at Bespin, tied out to a frame, stripped to his little Jedi briefs, has a duet in which Palpatine attempts to seduce him, ostensibly into darkness.

Leia and Chewbacca lead the Rebels in a resounding production number to gear them up for Luke's rescue.

Han has a power-ballad, once they get him defrosted.

He and Leia have a love duet that turns out badly (and not just because neither can sing), when he reveals his fetish for slave-girl costumes, and she announces that
"if we play,
me on top is the only way"

Meanwhile, Luke has his own power ballad as he endures the torments of Palpatine's twisted mind.

And Mary Sue figures in there somewhere. And she has to sing. it's absolutely essential for victory.

I am SO writing this.

Comments

[zortified.livejournal.com]

Han has a power-ballad, once they get him defrosted.

This is where my brain stops.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Why? you think it should be more a break-away pop hit? Or maybe a retro-pastiche?

[zortified.livejournal.com]

o.o

Not pop. I think... er.. Oh.

whimpers at Han Solo singing like Billy Idol

You broke my brain!

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking more Elton John. Hey, if Leia can do Petra as a yearning song, he can do "Don't let the sun go down on me" as a signature piece.


Poor Zort's brain.
::dips chips in the broken bits when Zort's not looking. Mmmmm salty.::

[zortified.livejournal.com]

Hey! Save some for the guests!

[spitefairy.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I can't wait.

[kc-anathema.livejournal.com]

Star Wars, meet Heavy Metal. I *so* wanna read this.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, that image of Taarna is exactly how I've been picturing Luke for a couple hours now.

[kc-anathema.livejournal.com]

So basically just add Rock & Rule and this fic turns straight into animation! It's almost a shame to see a Sue stuck in it...

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. This is too weird. that's the second time Rock and Rule has come up on LJ. For a movie no one can find anywhere, it's on a lot of minds.

The Sue is needed. It is a Mary Sue challenge. I could character-rape Leia into one, but I respect her too much for that. I think Mary will be a plucky young rebel, whose voice resonates at the right frequency to shatter most metals. She'll sing Luke out of his bonds.

[kc-anathema.livejournal.com]

Hopefully we'll get a DVD out some day. The only decent site for it is on Angelfire, which is where I got the mp3 of the last song.

A Sue who sings so high she shatters metal...that's parodific cool.

[spherissa.livejournal.com]

*falls off chair in random fit of giggles* please do!