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Seasonal Silliness
So, the little kids went for a sleigh ride (how'd they manage that with no snow, I wonder?) and saw Santa yesterday.
Jon's picture has the look of "Santa just said he'd bring me a Maurauder's Map because I solemnly swore I was up to no good."
Olivia, she bounced right onto Santa's lap, threw her arms around his neck and proceeded to talk his ear off. All the day care staff were amazed. The typical almost-3 yo doesn't react like that.
Also: The Naughty-or-Nice-o-Meter!
http://www.claus.com/naughtyornice/nn_hmpg2.shtml
My report:
We were just discussing this one…we decided on "Nice." We factored in an overall clean bedroom, improving table manners and fair play during games. Watch out for overdoing the junk food, though. I was watching you the other day…last Tuesday, as a matter of fact!
Oh, yeah. *Watch* me Santa Baby...
"So your watcher, huh? Well, watch this!"
(A truly great line that preceeded a very sensual under-age nonconsensual snuff menage-a-trois. On prime-time broadcast TV)
Jon's picture has the look of "Santa just said he'd bring me a Maurauder's Map because I solemnly swore I was up to no good."
Olivia, she bounced right onto Santa's lap, threw her arms around his neck and proceeded to talk his ear off. All the day care staff were amazed. The typical almost-3 yo doesn't react like that.
Also: The Naughty-or-Nice-o-Meter!
http://www.claus.com/naughtyornice/nn_hmpg2.shtml
My report:
We were just discussing this one…we decided on "Nice." We factored in an overall clean bedroom, improving table manners and fair play during games. Watch out for overdoing the junk food, though. I was watching you the other day…last Tuesday, as a matter of fact!
Oh, yeah. *Watch* me Santa Baby...
"So your watcher, huh? Well, watch this!"
(A truly great line that preceeded a very sensual under-age nonconsensual snuff menage-a-trois. On prime-time broadcast TV)