Christmas cheer

[valarltd]

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm
Norad tracks Santa! Right now, he's in Estonia.

Also, I found the perfect gift for a lot of my Torquere friends:
http://www.wearefishermen.com/home.html
because every home needs a bull-riding Jesus. (I can't make this up, people)



And for those who like good-boys-gone-bad, Jesus on a v-twin chopper.



The Homeless!Jesus actually does appeal on a theological basis, but Jesus in soccer-shorts or hanging ten?


Santa's moved on to Poland. And I have work to do too

Comments

[thefannishwaldo.livejournal.com]

I *swear to you* that I before I read the text, I thought those pictures were of the creepy Burger King mascot guy. Who really creeps me out.

[sydmcginley.livejournal.com]

oh help me jebus!

How does his cowboy hat go over the crown of thorns?

And is Jesus a helmet scofflaw?

No wonder I had trouble in indoctrination class.

[synamontwist.livejournal.com]

The Motorcycle Jesus strongly resembles my first Higher Power when I got clean! I couldnt relate to the scrawny guy in the robes. I needed a Higher Power who could kick ass for me. One who could come get me out of the Valley of Death with a smile and a wink. I may have to order one of those.LOL

Huggs

Kes