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A proud moment in gay parenting
Bunny is brilliant and so funny. I forget this sometimes because we're at the stage where Mom is always wrong, and kiddo is growing up too damn fast.
But anyway, we were talking about her lousy therapist (as opposed to her current, good one).
"She said I couldn't know because teens don't have a sexuality." Bun rolled her eyes. "It's not like on our eighteenth birthday the Orientation Fairy pays us a visit. The Gay Fairy taps us and says 'be fabulous,' or the Straight Fairy--" here she interrupted herself, "but of course they don't call him that."
At this point, we all died laughing.
But anyway, we were talking about her lousy therapist (as opposed to her current, good one).
"She said I couldn't know because teens don't have a sexuality." Bun rolled her eyes. "It's not like on our eighteenth birthday the Orientation Fairy pays us a visit. The Gay Fairy taps us and says 'be fabulous,' or the Straight Fairy--" here she interrupted herself, "but of course they don't call him that."
At this point, we all died laughing.
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Bun wins a shiny new Interwebs.
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Teens don't have a sexuality? Um, wouldn't it be a community service to get this person's license revoked?
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Otherwise, it becomes a matter for child protective services.
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And I certainly wouldn't have adults using kids. But having been one myself, and now having raised a daughter, I think they (society) aughtta lighten up a bit.