valarltd: (I seem to have died)
valarltd ([personal profile] valarltd) wrote2006-12-12 06:57 pm

So very doomed

This is what happens when your 14 yo and her gothy girlfriend offer make-up to small children.

Jonner is almost 9.
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*headdesk*

The white tux made him look like a preschool pimp.
The black lipstick and eyeliner... I'm going to be fighting girls off with a stick.

I'm in trouble.
This is a kid who decided his penis was a punchline when he was 6.
He's of Mama Lilith's get, and no two waysabout it.

[identity profile] annechen-melo.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
The redeye just makes the picture. You HAVE to keep this one handy to show his doctoral thesis mentor.

[identity profile] hlglne.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
heehee, playing dolls with your siblings ... Is that his real hair? Buzz cut before puberty.

[identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The hair is real.
The beauty mark is real

[identity profile] dragovianknight.livejournal.com 2006-12-12 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he has a future as a J-pop star.

The D-Man checks in

(Anonymous) 2006-12-13 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
(*Snork! Snark! Snark!*) Well, what do you expect when a succubus gives birth? Trouble is a-brewin'. Amazing how children inherit pieces of their parents' personalities, and I do believe that some of that is genetic. It was bound to happen to one of them. Probably better that it happened to a boy. (*grin*) "Oh, but he does look sooooooo delightfully devilish..."

[identity profile] ellabel.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoever mentioned J-pop has a point.

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