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[valarltd]

Apparent Reese Witherspoon is having Julia Roberts' baby, for the third time.
At least that's how I read the "Us" cover.

Reese. Julia. Baby #3.
And pictures side by side.

Bun agreed.

Comments

[eyeless-angel.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

But damn, are Reese and Ryan a couple of breeders.

[cbpotts.livejournal.com]

Wow, that'd be one good looking kid with lots of earning potential...Look out Hollywood! As soon as we get this cloning tech figured out, the world's media will be dominated by hot stars...oh, wait...You say it is already? Well, never mind then.Never mind.

[jlm121.livejournal.com]

But is that any more amazing than Jennifer Aniston and Angelina's secret engagement. I saw it on the magazine it must be true. Course they could be menaging it with Batboy.

Wacky Hollywood.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

I was just amazed that the copy editor let such a poorly constructed cover hit the news-stand.

Angelina does Batboy... Now that I'd pay to see.

I was looking at another one. Gwen Stefani looks like a cold blooded killer. The kind that would poison your creampuffs for no good reason. Little miss Borgia and her baby and man were the cover. He's smooching the baby and She's got this look of "I'll kill you all."