valarltd: (zen by lanning)
valarltd ([personal profile] valarltd) wrote2004-05-08 09:07 am

Saturday stuff.

Y'know, there are more unpleasant ways of waking up than suffocation because your sinuses are full. I just can't think of any.

And I especially can't think of any since I was snogging Sean Connery before I woke up. The man can kiss. Even in a pornographic book store. I'm not sure what I was hunting for, but it seemed to involve women who'd been given informal tracheotomies with trumpet bells. (yes, yes, I know, gross)

Speaking of gross, I managed to squick [livejournal.com profile] jkb on the phone last night. Somehow the prospect of raising the dead by complete infusion of life essence got to her about the time the semen had to go in the ears.

Her comment was "If you write to stay sane, I'd hate to see what you produce when you're crazy."


Today: laundry, dishes, pick up, sewing. Maybe writing.

[identity profile] jkb.livejournal.com 2004-05-08 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Her comment was "If you write to stay sane, I'd hate to see what you produce when you're crazy."

LOL. I did indeed say that, but now seeing it written out, it's cracking me up. :)