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[valarltd]

[To be read in tones of gasping outrage]
I knew it!

My marriage license spontaneously combusted yesterday! My wedding ring melted! The moths got my dress and the pictures disintegrated! The contractor says there are foundational cracks in my home! My children have turned into the Osbournes! Or the Osmonds! (Whichever.)

And all because of the nightmare in San Fran!


Auuuugh!

Comments

[elke-tanzer.livejournal.com]

OK, you made me cough my tea. Ha ha ha!

[tanacawyr.livejournal.com]

Eek, I had no idea that it would cause all that trouble for you! I'll go be heterosexual right away.

:-)

You're cute.

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

Gee, I'm sorry to hear that. My sympathies, okay?

[dragon-lord.livejournal.com]

*giggles myself into tears*