Just because I can

[valarltd]

We have decided the next book will feature
Depraved and Illegal Acts
Degradation of EVERYONE (Fuck you!)
Bestiality (And the horse you rode in on!)
Underage characters
Murder
Plague
Human Sacrifice
Aaaaaand
Freckles.

Yes, thank you. We anticipate your continued support. We might even apologize for the freckles.

Comments

[nbrooks.livejournal.com]

What? An epic storyline? My characters get up to this *daily*.

Especially the freckles part.

[jess-faraday.livejournal.com]

Noooooooo! Not freckles!!!!!!

[ravenskye8.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit*

Thanks - I needed that...

[celestinenox]

This makes me obscenely happy for reasons I can't articulate.

[desiarcy.livejournal.com]

I dunno about the rest, but freckles and horsies are sexy.

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

Will there be ponyamory?

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

You owe me a new computer monitor. This one has chocolate angelfood cake all over it. (that hurts in your sinuses, you know.)

I trust it's not because you're remembering the long, sad tail

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

Er, tale.. of the polyamory ponyamorists? Trust, me, you really don't want to know, and your imagination is much, much better than the reality.