April 30 update

[valarltd]

Kids:
Bun, doing well.
Obi, is passing everything, mostly with As
Jonner, all As except spelling
Dollface...has been invited to go to summer school.

New shoes for Bun, Jonner and Dollface.
Bun and Jonner had worn theirs out. Dollface needed sneakers and not boots.

Health:
cholesterol down
Weight stable.
cervix? will find out Mon.
Sinuses: attempting to eat my face because of trees and other flora fornicating in them.



Words
Alive on the inside--7345, in edits
Shell Shocked--3391 added
Talk like a pirate day--5512/50000 accepted
Cross Roads--5811/5000, accepted
Color of Magic, Color of Money--11634/10000 accepted
Office Politics--414/3000
five time loser--10025/10000 accepted
Showdown at Yellowstone River--20432 sent out
Seconds --3081 sent out
Sideshow Roses--3089 accepted
Flipped fable--180/5K
Curse of the Pharaoh's manicurists--42050/50000

Total 112964/100,000
Not counting synopsis

50 book
13/50 (should be 17)
Reading International House of Bubbas and My Wicked, Wicked ways

50 movies
13/50 (should be 17)