valarltd | 2005, the year in review, or Fandom, whichever

January:
Rather than wait until morning, when Angel will be grumpy, the Boys (all of them) haul her out to Point Resolve.

1) Jan 31. Dollface has a Dr. appt.

February:
Sick. As a dog. I nearly lost my cookies at work, so went home (pausing twice by the parking lot gutter to ensure I didn't ruin my van's upholstery).

1) Mail Darren's package tomorrow. It will be late, but not so very late.

March:
So, the usual chaos this morning. Obi is still running a triple-digit fever, so I'll call the doc as soon as the office opens.

Friday: pick up con tickets and Spirit gum. Make Galadriel costume. Get Prereg for Beltaine off. Crucible at 7, call at 5:30.

April:
So, i'm tired of this waistlength mass of hair. It's heavy, it's miserably hot. It takes for-freakin'-ever to dry.

No inspection.
I bust my butt cleaning, and here it is 72 minutes past the appointed hour.

May:
Yes, I have cute kids:
Obi as an Oompa-Loompa. The shoes are spraypainted gold.

My entire head feels like it is dead
And should have been shipped in a crate....
Next year, we MAIL ourselves home from MWC.

June:
The new vids from Media West are up at the Succubus Productions Website.

My neice, Logan, came through surgery just fine today. She'll be on a liquid diet for a week, then purees for 2 more weeks. They did repair work on her palate.

July:
Y'all will have to muddle through without me for a few days.

QAF, I'm in shock
The following is cut for spoilers

August:

How much slash can Lucas pack into 2.5 hours?
According to Bunny, far, far more than humans should be allowed.

We got the roles for Tom Saywer today.

September:

How to make a solar cooker out of a bucket, a rack, a windshield sunshade and a pot.

Firefly quote meme:
You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie toes. --Wash

October:
I slept a fair chunk of yesterday. Needed it.
Woke this morning to the smell of burning ~~flesh~~ toaster waffles. Jonner is a pistol.

I am participating in NaNoWriMo. I am actually trying to write a novel for Torquere this time. Anyone wanting to read it in draft form should friend

angelnanowrimo. All writing posts will be f'locked, sorry. There will be explicit sex and language and maybe violence.

November:

For those interested in first draft work, friend angelnanowrimo. It's coming along. I went for the kink.

50859 words! I win at NaNo!

December:
All sorts of stuff.
Stupid bank floats our deposits, even the direct ones. We got hit for almost $100 this week. We can't afford that.

So we went out shopping with the gift cards. The boys couldn't find anything, but Dollface and Bunny got stuff. Dollface got a couple books for her Leap Pad. Bun lucked into the Harry Potter computer games and a purple blouse that's going to be gorgeous on her.

Story Tally:

2 Narnia: Cold Beauty (Susan/Jadis) 1/05 and Delight of my eyes (Rabadesh/Edmund) 6/05

Light Under Water : The Jar-Jar/Yoda Stalker fic (zine times out this month)

2 Luke/Leia drabbles

"Drive" for Torquere

"Cake under the Mistletoe" for Torquere

Turning the Wheel, S/Mc AU (full-length Inappropriate Elf Challenge)

Third Time Around, Brimstone

The Remix- The First noel (The retail Muzak Remix)" X-men, Charles/Erik

The Second grail Affair--Slash the Slashers- Indiana Jones, self-insertion. In which my mary-sue has sapphic sex with

new_kate's. Minor crossovers with MUNCLE and "Illugi's Saga." (mine was a piece called Fallen in the Firefly 'verse)

The Fandom Drabble Challenge

Cracked out Crossover:"Discovering the Undiscovered Country" Crosses Aslan, Jean-Luc Picard, and Han Solo.

All in the name of Science, Kink/cliche fic. "aliens make them have sex."

Marching Home Deliberate badfic for the Master/Apprentice badfic challenge.

Double MPreg

ST Roman AU

An End of Waiting, ST, Khan/Joachim

Fighting Memories, cracked out Corvette Summer/Heroes Crossover.

Rewritten as "Racing the past" for Torquere's "Play ball" Anthology.

Loose Lips, Han tortured by Vader

My Commie Pinko Short Story entry

The Kindness of Dark Lord Tom Riddle/Blanche DuBois

A Chance Encounter on the Road to Avalon Willie Wonka and Lancelot (from "The Last Defender of Camelot" by Zelazny)

Two fake rants on SW

Adrenaline Junkies Space Cowboys

Shake, Rattle and Roll, Worst Case Scenario, Simon & Simon

Jedi Santa, One Lie and the Truth Han/Luke.

SW Fuh-q Fest: Night Shift

Yuletide, On the Late Watch I'd been meaning to write BSG fic for a while.

3_Ships

NanoWriMo

For Fandom High:
Deneb Holiday SW/Persian Boy X-over

Shadowplays Sw/Persian Boy X-over

The Ways it Didn't Happen (according to Lucas) SW/UC/Persian Boy crossover

34 short stories and a novel in 1 year. That isn't half bad...

Vid tally
"Everything I Do" SW
Star Wars cheap shots video
"The Gallows" (POTC)
"This Ones for the Girls" (aka Nekkid Boys of Star Wars)
"I Get Around" Remastered (SW)
"Don't Call My Name in Battle" (HP)
"Phantom of the Opera (Techno mix)" (Mad Max)
"Whiskey Lullaby" (SW)

8 vids in a year, not too shabby

And here I thought I'd had an unproductive year