Honestly, I don't think it would help if Bush was geting blowjobs.

Because I don't think he's really in charge. The more I think about it, things make much more sense if you assume Cheney is the one actually calling the shots.

If Bush would just grow some balls and stand up to his handlers, I think things would really improve. Not that he'd necesarily be a great president, but he wouldn't fuck things up so horribly.