valarltd | All true, even the lies

kcwriter got two of the lies. (She said 10,11,14,15)
And my LJ-less friend (who has a distinct advanatge having known me almost 19 years) got 4 of the 5 lies. (he said 2,4,5,8 & 11) I'm horrified you think I'm such a bad driver.

1) I have been pregnant 5 times.
True. I miscarried in October of 93.

2) I am 2 pints short of my gallon pin, despite having donated at every chance in the last 17 years.
False I am nowhere NEAR my gallon pin. I have a lot of trouble donating. If it's not needle-sticks (stupid sewing machine) it's low iron.

3) I have been to seven zoos in six different states.
True: Kansas City Zoo, St. Louis Zoo in Missouri. Topeka Zoo in Kansas, Little Rock Zoo in AR, Memphis zoo in TN, Toledo zoo in OH, San Diego Zoo in CA

4) I married the first man I ever slept with.
True. My Beloved Mudd.

5) At various times, I have owned dogs, cats, ducks, rabbits, snakes and lizards.
False. I have had cats exclusively since I moved out of my parents' house. There we had dogs, and one ill-fated attempt with ducks. My sister had the snakes and lizards, and mom had the rabbits.

6) My writing has swung from fanfiction to original fiction to fanfic to original. And keeps swinging.
True

7) I wrote my first explicit sex scene in 9th grade algebra class.
True I may not have learned algebra, but I did learn how to write a really gross rape scene involving ghouls.

8) I have worn glasses and hearing aids since grade school.
False I got glasses in 5th grade, true enough. But I have never worn plural hearing aids, and I got my first at age 17.

9) In the space of a year (July 1995-August 1996) I had 5 different addresses in four cities and 2 states.
True Bad year.

10) My cell-phone is peacock colored (it looks purple or green or blue depending on the angle) and the ring tone is the duet from Carmen.
True. I just changed the ring tone from "Ode to Joy" a few months ago and am still getting used to it.

11) Besides the single-pierced earlobes, I have four other piercings in areas normally covered by clothing.
False I have single-pierced ears and no more.

12) I have owned 5 vehicles: 2 cars, 3 minivans.
True. A Chevy Celebrity, A dodge Caravan, A Beretta, a Plymoouth Voyager and currently a Ford Windstar. (OK, the Focus is in my name, but I don't think of it as mine)

13) I once spent Christmas in Montana, in the middle of a blizzard and 5 months pregnant.
True

14) I take a size 12 shoe.
True I'm a very large lady.

15) I've been the driver in 5 accidents, only one of which was my fault.
False. I've only been the driver in 3 accidents. Only 1, where I ditched it, was my fault. The others were drivers making illegal turns (including a right turn from the left lane).