valarltd | Silliness

dolimir is starting Readers Anonymous. Hi, I'm Angel and I'm a Literature Abuser. It started innocuopusly enough. A bit of Dr. Seuss (oh how I loved the Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz) a bit of Fairy tale. When I was 9, I moved into adult level chapter books. I fed my habit on my 25c a week allowance and the public library. Then came book clubs. Now, i work as a librarian. I have constant access to books, and devour many in the course of a week.

Mudd has decided to recast "Cats." Only instead of cats, we're using disembodied penises. "Cocks." Now and Until-the-Vigara-Wears-Off. We'll gloss over the song "Bungholejerrie and Pussyteaser" and just leave it at the "Please don't make me want to spork my eyes out at 2 AM" level.