According to a meme of some years back, my pirate name would be 'Dirty Ethel Flint'. Can't say as it suits me all that well. Dirty I ain't - though cleanliness on the bounding main can certainly prove problematic. Salt may scour but doesn't exactly get you clean, and it's hard on the skin. Maybe that's why I'm "Flint"? And if I were the most feared buccaneer on the seas, it'd most likely be due to my post-menopausal moods of unpredictable fury...;) Ya don't wanna argue with an ill-tempered crone who's wielding a scimitar...